dpstyles™: Since Burton stuff sucks so bad, I gave my broken stuff to Chels who had some of the Calvin Klein designers repair it (better zippers!). It's like Frankenstein snowboard / runway gear now - I love it! (Thx, C!)
dpstyles™: Mailed my busted Burton pants in last Friday. They called me this morning asking which ones I wanted as a replacement. I choose these. (still hate them - Burton that is. These pants are okay, but I think I like my gray AK better)
dpstyles™: I'm going to start a blog called "THANKS, JAKE" highlighting all the Burton Stuff that's crapped out on me... check out how the zipper exploded on this $130 fleece from last season. BURTON STUFF SUCKS.
dpstyles™: 10 page letter to Jake Burton about how much Burton products suck (complete with pics of all the products that failed me over last few seasons). McD you and your duct-taped jacket make an appearance on pg. 8.
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dpstyles™: 40th burton product to fail me this season.
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dpstyles™: Busted ass Burton bindings. I think I broke four straps on this pair during the 03-04 season.
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dpstyles™: Another broken zipper on another Burton fleece.
dpstyles™: 06 AK pants (supposed to be top of the line!). First zippers busted and then the WHOLE F'ING VENT RIPPED OFF. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: 06 AK pants (supposed to be top of the line!). First zippers busted and then the WHOLE F'ING VENT RIPPED OFF. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: $80 Burton park gloves (springtime gloves). Ripped to shreds about about 10 days. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Cartel OLS bindings... stoopid metal bling on ALL FOUR SIDES has broken off leaving sharp edges that have since cut my hands, mittens and tore thru my NorthFace shell. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Cartel OLS bindings... stoopid metal bling on ALL FOUR SIDES has broken off leaving sharp edges that have since cut my hands, mittens and tore thru my NorthFace shell. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Cartel OLS bindings... stoopid metal bling on ALL FOUR SIDES has broken off leaving sharp edges that have since cut my hands, mittens and tore thru my NorthFace shell. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Cartel OLS bindings... stoopid metal bling on ALL FOUR SIDES has broken off leaving sharp edges that have since cut my hands, mittens and tore thru my NorthFace shell. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Last year my Mom gave me this Burton Fleece. Zipper busted so bad it's unwearable. 30 days! Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Zipper already busted off my bro's 06 Burton AK pants (these supposed be top of the line). Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Burton Analog windbreaker + zipper busted = I look like a gangster when I walk around town! Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Burton fleece zipper met it's maker after about a year. Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Two seasons ago my Cartel OLS highbacks ($180!) snapped on just my 4th day riding them (out in Whistler! WTF!) Thanks, Jake!
dpstyles™: Walking thru Newark airport and the strap on my f'ing Burton board bag explodes and all my gear crashes to the floor. WTF!!!! Thanks Jake!!!