Uberdoog: one: slice tomatoes
Uberdoog: two: slice onions
Uberdoog: three: crush garlic
Uberdoog: four: get the chicken liver
Uberdoog: five: brown garlic
Uberdoog: six: throw in the tomatoes
Uberdoog: seven: add the onions
Uberdoog: eight: caramelize (big cook show word!)
Uberdoog: nine: add the liver
Uberdoog: 7eleven: get ice (optional)
Uberdoog: twelve: ice your drink (optional)
Uberdoog: thirteen: add oregano
Uberdoog: fourteen: dash of soy sauce
Uberdoog: fifteen: stir
Uberdoog: sixteen: cover let simmer
Uberdoog: seventeen: check if you have rice
Uberdoog: eighteen: check if both are ready