Mike Monteiro: Eat with your head.
Mike Monteiro: This train goes to Mondrian.
Mike Monteiro: Our pod was clearly better than their pod; which we called 'ghetto pod'.
Mike Monteiro: Post-Presentation
Mike Monteiro: "Halt! Do not urinate in the Thames!"
Mike Monteiro: They take this Empire shit seriously around here
Mike Monteiro: Dear English viewers, Please explain this obsession to me:
Mike Monteiro: Taking the ice cream away.
Mike Monteiro: Pigeon
Mike Monteiro: Royal Waterloo Hospital for Children and Women
Mike Monteiro: Holligans at the Tate
Mike Monteiro: Power Station Porter
Mike Monteiro: In your mind this is dirty; but not mine.
Mike Monteiro: This is how you get to France; why you'd do that is on you.
Mike Monteiro: From the London Eye
Mike Monteiro: I'm THAT guy
Mike Monteiro: My Favorite Object in London (acquired at the Tate)
Mike Monteiro: Green Park
Mike Monteiro: Mermaid Passage
Mike Monteiro: Willoughby Street.
Mike Monteiro: Speakers corner in Hyde Park was empty because England is bloody perfect right now, I suppose.
Mike Monteiro: It is nice to find things in common.
Mike Monteiro: Rosetta Stone; "gifted" from the French, who "gifted" it from someone else.
Mike Monteiro: Where the British display their "gifts" from the rest of the world.
Mike Monteiro: This way to Teh Tower.
Mike Monteiro: British Museum
Mike Monteiro: London Bridge
Mike Monteiro: Henry VIII wooden head.
Mike Monteiro: Alphabet of Brooke Shields.
Mike Monteiro: They're totally making that up.