goodoldchuck: Mighty Maru the Alpha male...
goodoldchuck: "What's the matter, don't you find me attractive?"
goodoldchuck: "I just don't understand these Humans"
goodoldchuck: Secure at last...
goodoldchuck: Perhaps we're not so very different after all...
goodoldchuck: "I sure miss all the wild sex when I was the Alpha female..."
goodoldchuck: Don't even think of coming any closer to my baby...
goodoldchuck: Everyone laughs when I try to look scary...