Who am I today?: unsafe at any speed
Who am I today?: Duck quickly!
Who am I today?: No dancing! There are rectangles watching.
Who am I today?: Despite the warning, every day someone puts a key in the lock
Who am I today?: Warning, full body mammogram area
Who am I today?: shallow water
Who am I today?: watch out for clouds with faces
Who am I today?: don't let these guys on your equipment
Who am I today?: death by cherry picker
Who am I today?: Next time leave the sneakers there
Who am I today?: Typical day at Costco
Who am I today?: This pier is useless as prosthetic legs
Who am I today?: only rattler I saw
Who am I today?: Coppertone dog lives here