Who am I today?:
unsafe at any speed
Who am I today?:
Duck quickly!
Who am I today?:
No dancing! There are rectangles watching.
Who am I today?:
Despite the warning, every day someone puts a key in the lock
Who am I today?:
Warning, full body mammogram area
Who am I today?:
shallow water
Who am I today?:
beware!
Who am I today?:
Danger?
Who am I today?:
Wheee!
Who am I today?:
watch out for clouds with faces
Who am I today?:
don't let these guys on your equipment
Who am I today?:
death by cherry picker
Who am I today?:
Next time leave the sneakers there
Who am I today?:
Typical day at Costco
Who am I today?:
This pier is useless as prosthetic legs
Who am I today?:
only rattler I saw
Who am I today?:
Coppertone dog lives here