disnilent:
~ They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
disnilent:
~ Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
disnilent:
~ In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
disnilent:
~ Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
disnilent:
~Because we’re never gonna be as young as we are tonight we’ll let the world know we’re alive.
disnilent:
~ If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.