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diastema: I've never been small, plastic.
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diastema: If you dump me, I'll bore the pants off you...
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diastema: I am a pine-fresh mockingbird.
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diastema: About this time of night, I like to go to the cinema with a pilchard.
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diastema: I remember when I wasn't tartan...
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diastema: Oh, how I wish I wasn't lime-flavoured...
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diastema: I have to cook and eat my dove.
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diastema: I sell raindrops to palm trees!
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diastema: My picture frame used to be a helium balloon.
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diastema: The lettuces - they staple memos to me!
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diastema: I wish you wouldn't protect those Christmas decorations.
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diastema: How will I ever secretly admire a boat now?
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diastema: My father always told me I should wall-mount coffee tables.
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diastema: Why isn't my straightjacket male?
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diastema: I've always wanted to be suicidal.
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diastema: I'm afraid I must teach algebra to that horse.
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diastema: I'm sorry, but I have to ask awkward questions of that mynah bird.
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diastema: Broken-hearted nuns! Dozens of them!
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diastema: I tempt sweet wrappers!
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diastema: I wish my hood was beautiful...