Diamond Geyser: The Bafta Nominated Daddy Titface
Diamond Geyser: Tracey Emin
Diamond Geyser: "I thought I saw you leaving for work the other day but it was just some shit coming out of a dog..."
Diamond Geyser: "And when I say 'fer later' I mean you suck dick"
Diamond Geyser: "I know you are!"
Diamond Geyser: Audience-nomination rudery.
Diamond Geyser: She'ff Jeff the ex-chef who's a little bit deaf
Diamond Geyser: "He does the body-poppin"
Diamond Geyser: "No Pjonathan, THIS is illegal!" "DAD!"
Diamond Geyser: Homeless + Hungry
Diamond Geyser: "I helped an old woman..."
Diamond Geyser: And how did you help an old woman...?
Diamond Geyser: Not too handsome to be homeless, but...
Diamond Geyser: Wolf Bummer
Diamond Geyser: Wolf Bummer Rejoinder
Diamond Geyser: "Wolf Bummer!"
Diamond Geyser: "I've run out of cardboard"
Diamond Geyser: "You probably used it to bum yourself"
Diamond Geyser: "You're rubbish in this sketch"
Diamond Geyser: "You wrote it you prick"
Diamond Geyser: "Only because you're too retarded to learn lines"
Diamond Geyser: "Memories, memories..."
Diamond Geyser: "Memories of love's sweet dream..."
Diamond Geyser: "so fast I set off a speed camera..."
Diamond Geyser: "A lollipop man started teabaggin' me..."
Diamond Geyser: Jacques & Emile
Diamond Geyser: Jaffa Man
Diamond Geyser: "That's okay, we forgive you..."
Diamond Geyser: Richard Herring - Tedstock
Diamond Geyser: The Nightingales - Tedstock