Diamond Geyser:
The Bafta Nominated Daddy Titface
Diamond Geyser:
Tracey Emin
Diamond Geyser:
"I thought I saw you leaving for work the other day but it was just some shit coming out of a dog..."
Diamond Geyser:
"And when I say 'fer later' I mean you suck dick"
Diamond Geyser:
"I know you are!"
Diamond Geyser:
Audience-nomination rudery.
Diamond Geyser:
She'ff Jeff the ex-chef who's a little bit deaf
Diamond Geyser:
"He does the body-poppin"
Diamond Geyser:
"No Pjonathan, THIS is illegal!" "DAD!"
Diamond Geyser:
Homeless + Hungry
Diamond Geyser:
"I helped an old woman..."
Diamond Geyser:
And how did you help an old woman...?
Diamond Geyser:
Not too handsome to be homeless, but...
Diamond Geyser:
Wolf Bummer
Diamond Geyser:
Wolf Bummer Rejoinder
Diamond Geyser:
"Wolf Bummer!"
Diamond Geyser:
"I've run out of cardboard"
Diamond Geyser:
"You probably used it to bum yourself"
Diamond Geyser:
"You're rubbish in this sketch"
Diamond Geyser:
"You wrote it you prick"
Diamond Geyser:
"Only because you're too retarded to learn lines"
Diamond Geyser:
"Memories, memories..."
Diamond Geyser:
"Memories of love's sweet dream..."
Diamond Geyser:
"so fast I set off a speed camera..."
Diamond Geyser:
"A lollipop man started teabaggin' me..."
Diamond Geyser:
Jacques & Emile
Diamond Geyser:
Jaffa Man
Diamond Geyser:
"That's okay, we forgive you..."
Diamond Geyser:
Richard Herring - Tedstock
Diamond Geyser:
The Nightingales - Tedstock