MrDerk: In the box...
MrDerk: Peeking at me
MrDerk: Corinne Bailey Rae
MrDerk: Why hello!
MrDerk: As shiny as it will ever be
MrDerk: Contents
MrDerk: Out of the protective wrapper
MrDerk: Goodbye mirror finish
MrDerk: Powering up...
MrDerk: Charging
MrDerk: Bessie and the touch
MrDerk: Oh, what nearly 4 years will get you.
MrDerk: Hastily edited firmware?
MrDerk: Happy iPod