Agent Skwerl: So, it's a way to charge $40 for an 8gb USB stick. Brilliant!
Agent Skwerl: Helpful illustration
Agent Skwerl: This will go great with my USB toaster!
Agent Skwerl: This is really unnecessary
Agent Skwerl: Illustrations courtesy of 1954
Agent Skwerl: My cat is an atheist
Agent Skwerl: wow, just...wow
Agent Skwerl: So much is wrong here
Agent Skwerl: For people who like to dress up dogs but don't own one
Agent Skwerl: so, a showering cap with leg holes and belly freshness strips?
Agent Skwerl: Probably can't be sold in the UK
Agent Skwerl: One less present to buy
Agent Skwerl: Big print, but the color contrast will burn out your retinas
Agent Skwerl: wow, looks like it moves 6 whole inches
Agent Skwerl: If you need this, you shouldn't be driving
Agent Skwerl: Wilbur! Let's talk about Jesus!
Agent Skwerl: I bet a lot of these are found in car wrecks...
Agent Skwerl: My life is a lie!
Agent Skwerl: Not to be used as a floatation device (by a young Paul Reiser)
Agent Skwerl: I forsee no problems with this product!
Agent Skwerl: Robert Klein should get some of this
Agent Skwerl: Looks like it came from a Turkish whorehouse
Agent Skwerl: If it's hands-free, why is she holding the book with both hands?
Agent Skwerl: Secure!
Agent Skwerl: Just what I've always needed!
Agent Skwerl: Creepy praying bears
Agent Skwerl: Depressing ornament
Agent Skwerl: Eat a high fiber diet and put on a Christmas concert!
Agent Skwerl: Like a scene from Alien
Agent Skwerl: For the spatula-impaired