DeidreMiller:
It was a beautiful day in West Lothian
DeidreMiller:
The fields were full of woolly-type people, just minding their own business.
DeidreMiller:
The sun was just beginning to dip in the sky, when...
DeidreMiller:
a stranger with a camera appeared by the road.
DeidreMiller:
"Wa th' hell is 'at?"
DeidreMiller:
"is she takin' pic'ers a us?"
DeidreMiller:
"Whi! We didnae sign nae release form!"
DeidreMiller:
"Ye ken whaur ye can pit yer arty sheep photies!"
DeidreMiller:
"I'm ready fur mah closeup!"
DeidreMiller:
"Photograph me! Ah am a braw figure ay a sheep."
DeidreMiller:
"I loove ewe ew-ew-ew ew-ew-ew"
DeidreMiller:
"It's time we pu' a stop tae this."
DeidreMiller:
"Run away!"
DeidreMiller:
"Och. Wha'ever."
DeidreMiller:
"grass, grass, grass. num, num num."