deepstoat:
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush then what is the worth of two Macaws on leads in your hands?
deepstoat:
Of course he looks tired, you should have seen his epic 20 minute dance interpretation of I Will Survive
deepstoat:
Presumably she's using the magnifying glass to get a better view of some celebrity's ass
deepstoat:
Okay, I'll meet you on the corner of W34th and 7th Av. How will you know it's me? Well some people say I look like Al Pacino and I'll be dressed entirely in beige.
deepstoat:
The oldest rocker in New York pops out for some groceries; bagels, orange juice, denture glue etc.....
deepstoat:
Bluebeard! (I didn't ask how he did it but I would like to think he dunks it in a bowl of dye)
deepstoat:
Sat right between the pizza parlour and the clothes repairs, on the phone ordering another pizza
