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At the bottom of the trail. We have just realized that we have to go back up. We are sad. I am about to experience the white light.
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Although this piece of bark was interesting, what I really wanted to see was an emaciated man in a Speedo waltzing down the trail
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Oh look. It's an emaciated man waltzing down the trail.
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Emaciated Speedo ass
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Shoes. Crap, that's what I forgot were shoes. That would have made all the difference.
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This little waterfall was a present from God, it really was.
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Lizard
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Immediately to my left was the extreme shortcut to the putting green
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It's a good thing that I hadn't told her yet that she gets a goat if I fall off a cliff.
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Proof that Amy's arms are more sinewy than mine
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Yay! We're oblivious to the fact that we will soon be 35 miles away from the car unless we WALK BACK UP.
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At first, I took this so I could make fun of golfers but in retrospect I just want to weep. We went down to the golf course. And back up again.
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Yosemite Falls. We would be below the falls soon. Who knew...
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Panorama viewed at 7500 feet. Soon we would be viewing it at 4500 feet.
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Tree on a crag
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Yosemite has a slight termite problem. Either that or the fat hikers were forced to gnaw wood to live.
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Top of the 4 mile trail. It seemed so quaint at this point. Little did we know.
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Amy really wanted to pee, but I made her point at a big ole mountain instead. She would extract her revenge.