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Dick's Amazingly Pornographic Burger Sign
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Original dinner before the call of the Dicks seized me
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Dude is confident
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The choices are many
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73 cents!!!!! Dick has lured us in with everyday low prices
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More grease, mule! We need more grease
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Brainssssss...Out of focus, scrummy brains
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In the bag 12 seconds and already grease
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See how they glow with greasy eloquence
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So I said Do you want one of my Dicks and she said do I have to eat it and I said yes so she said if I say no do I get fired and I said yes so she said yes ok you bastard
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The task awaits. Eat eight
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Mmmmmm. How innocent! Who knew what evil lay within
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Onions!!!!!! Ackackackackack. Dick tricked me
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Hah! They screwed up! Extra pickle, less evil onion
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Bloody raw onions. Mueller would be in heaven
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I lose. Three and one half Dickburgers was all I could manage
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Stupid Dicks and their stupid bag of burgers