DeepFriedTwinkies: It is soooo difficult to find free range turkeys with metal hooks coming out their asses
DeepFriedTwinkies: The ham died a dignified and swift death
DeepFriedTwinkies: The Food Network should be calling us any day now
DeepFriedTwinkies: Sweet potato pies or Heather's salute to Dolly Parton. We don't know which
DeepFriedTwinkies: Yay! He didn't burn down the house!
DeepFriedTwinkies: Roasted veggies kick ass
DeepFriedTwinkies: mmmmm bacon
DeepFriedTwinkies: Christmas Eve dinner. Beans and ham.
DeepFriedTwinkies: At last we learn the tragic result of the battle between Captain Ahab and the Johnson turkey