Sarah Lewis-Smith: Hubby will be home in an hour, just checking the roast before I do the veg
Sarah Lewis-Smith: ‘Dinner is almost ready, darling. Can you come unscrew a jar for me, I’m not strong enough to open it’
Sarah Lewis-Smith: Remember ladies, a tidy kitchen reflects a tidy mind, and your husbands will delight in both
Sarah Lewis-Smith: It started as a fun game with the boyfriend; I’d play the submissive wife and he’d play the domineering husband
Sarah Lewis-Smith: ‘One day you’ll make the perfect wife for a man’
Sarah Lewis-Smith: ‘Don’t worry your pretty little head, wifey’
Sarah Lewis-Smith: Early Boxing Day morning and the dutiful Stepford Wife is making coffee for husband dearest
Sarah Lewis-Smith: When she realises she has spent the whole morning gossiping and not preparing husband’s dinner