Sarah Lewis-Smith: 'Chantelle' high-class hooker for hire....
Sarah Lewis-Smith: I think this belongs to you, dear.
Sarah Lewis-Smith: Right, dear, this is for the next advert so 'tits and teeth', please.
Sarah Lewis-Smith: "When I think about you, I touch myself" :-)
Sarah Lewis-Smith: Look, John, my next client is due in ten minutes and I have to freshen up 'down there'. You need to take this with you...