davey g. johnson: The Sternwheelers Largely Ran Aground
davey g. johnson: The Umpire Cursed the Vintner, The Vintner Punched Out the Pharmacist
davey g. johnson: He Retired His SPAD Back in '18
davey g. johnson: Nearby, the Smelt Were Telling Off-Color Jokes
davey g. johnson: Violently Yawing One's Way to Baldness
davey g. johnson: The Unfortunate Part was the Barbeque Joint