Dave Owens (Widnes): Sylv-elvis-ter has left the building
Dave Owens (Widnes): Oww waa-bit...
Dave Owens (Widnes): Who's a pretty boy then?
Dave Owens (Widnes): Brooke Bond
Dave Owens (Widnes): Fave if you think my "duck face" is sexy!
Dave Owens (Widnes): The Wicker Woman
Dave Owens (Widnes): The Usual Suspects