danishpm:
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
danishpm:
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
danishpm:
"Never waste any amount of time doing anything important when there is a sunset outside that you should be sitting under."
danishpm:
“Time is like a handful of sand- the tighter you grasp it, the faster it runs through your fingers”
danishpm:
It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and all the military has to do is have a bake sale for a new bomber.
danishpm:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
danishpm:
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.