danishpm:
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
danishpm:
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
danishpm:
“Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain.”
danishpm:
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
danishpm:
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
danishpm:
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
danishpm:
When someone says “expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say “you didn’t expect that did you?”
danishpm:
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair
