****Deb****:
Not cool Floyd. Now we're out.
****Deb****:
Does this skirt make my butt look big?
****Deb****:
The "Misses without Misters" annual potluck and wardrobe exchange.
****Deb****:
Young man with bladder-control issues seeks female who also has to go right now.
****Deb****:
SWF, I can cook and stuff...
****Deb****:
Sunday is Funday.
****Deb****:
I want to be the reason you smile.
****Deb****:
Thirsty Thursday is finally here !
****Deb****:
I'm ready to date again
****Deb****:
Mature gentleman, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society, seeks: ... oh damn it, I have to pee again
****Deb****:
I'm perfect. I fart flowers.
****Deb****:
Ball-breaking irrational female. Very probably just like your mother.
****Deb****:
My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.
****Deb****:
Patriarch of up-and-coming religion seeks altar girl.
****Deb****:
I have a coffee mug that says 'World's Greatest Lover'. That's my references covered. How about you?
****Deb****:
SWF Seeking Benefactor.
****Deb****:
Seeking 300lb+ woman to sit and squash doughnuts on me.
****Deb****:
Normally on the first few dates I borrow mannerisms from the more interesting people I know. It makes me appear more attractive and personable than I actually am.
****Deb****:
I've Inherited my mother's unreasonable and utterly unfounded nostalgia, and my father's hirsute back.
****Deb****:
You'll soon find that I really am the greatest man ever to have lived. Truly great man. Better than Elvis and Gandhi. You'll never be a genuinely worthy partner.
****Deb****:
The toughest decision I ever had to make was choosing between soup and fish at a café. (I went for the fish, though later regretted my decision when I discovered the cod had been over-seasoned). Now, however, I'll have to pick one of you delicious women.
****Deb****:
Willing to lie about how we met.
****Deb****:
I like eating peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches in the rain.
****Deb****:
I could probably conform to your standards.
****Deb****:
I'm just a girl who can't say 'No'...or.. 'Chrysanthemum' or 'Anesthetist' or 'Worcestershire'
****Deb****:
Queen without a country
****Deb****:
My mother thinks I'm too good for you.
****Deb****:
I am the master of the grill.. oh bugger it, I've dropped the steak. Gotta go.
****Deb****:
~why not ~
****Deb****:
If intense post-fight sex scares you, I'm not the woman for you.
