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They chattered away, quite oblivious to Goldie's presence on the other side of the feeder.
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Goldie poured her heart out to her friend Dee, who listened with great compassion, and then advised Goldie to have a heart-to-heart talk with her partner.
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"You're nothing but a bird-brain," Goldie's (now ex) partner exclaimed. "Go away and leave me alone!"
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At first, Goldie tried stalking her ex, trying to get him to talk to her and give their relationship another chance, but he turned his back on her every time she approached him.
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Then Goldie tried joining "Plenty of Birds" to meet someone new. She went on a dinner date with a handsome House Finch, but she had a miserable time.
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Goldie also went on a date with a House Sparrow (lowering her standards a bit), but after she spent the whole time crying in his ear about her lost love, the sparrow lost interest.
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Goldie's best friend Dee lost patience with her and scolded Goldie for clinging to the past. "You've got to move on," said Dee, "and get a Life!"