Cpt. Obvious: welcome to scarborough
Cpt. Obvious: the fancy hotel in calgary where I got stranded.
Cpt. Obvious: in case of emergency, buy your tattoo here.
Cpt. Obvious: "the happy meat store."
Cpt. Obvious: more canapes, courtesy matt
Cpt. Obvious: hey, speaking of meat.
Cpt. Obvious: proof that matt actually CAN cook something other than ice cream
Cpt. Obvious: sucks to your asmar.
Cpt. Obvious: do the dutch really dream of psychotic ice clowns?
Cpt. Obvious: the cake that, despite never being eaten, made the rounds at three parties.
Cpt. Obvious: somewhere there's proof that I don't look like a smug jerk 100% of the time.
Cpt. Obvious: dad's surprise party
Cpt. Obvious: kids at the boring adult party.
Cpt. Obvious: this is me, feeding vegetables to filipinos.
Cpt. Obvious: the great canadian refrigerator.
Cpt. Obvious: and the next day the temperature went up and the raccoons ravaged everything.
Cpt. Obvious: "hey, your boyfriend forgot his shackleton jacket."
Cpt. Obvious: somehow josee's boobs are the only well-lit thing in this whole photo.
Cpt. Obvious: the amazing and enormous ethnic grocery store in scarborough
Cpt. Obvious: words unnecessary.