Keith Salender: Em, danica, and lee lee joined me for the boat rave
Keith Salender: Get your towels ready it's about to go down
Keith Salender: I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Keith Salender: Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Keith Salender: Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
Keith Salender: You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Keith Salender: Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch
Keith Salender: We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
Keith Salender: I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
Keith Salender: I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies
Keith Salender: I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
Keith Salender: The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
Keith Salender: But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
Keith Salender: I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Keith Salender: Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
Keith Salender: Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh
Keith Salender: Never thought I'd see the day
Keith Salender: When a big boat comin my way
Keith Salender: Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid
Keith Salender: I'm on a boat
Keith Salender: I'm on a boat
Keith Salender: Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat
Keith Salender: I'm on a boat
Keith Salender: I'm on a boat
Keith Salender: Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat
Keith Salender: Alright, sorry about that. Now for some normal captions.
Keith Salender: James threw a fun boat party
Keith Salender: I think TJ was somehow involved as well
Keith Salender: David was not but He did come and rave.