Col Hacker: split
Col Hacker: slam dunk
Col Hacker: landed in the bucket
Col Hacker: two handed dunk featuring real basketball and michael jordan tongue
Col Hacker: why so serious?
Col Hacker: ta da!
Col Hacker: ok, *now* I'm having a good time
Col Hacker: weee!
Col Hacker: able to leap several flower pots in a single bound
Col Hacker: preparing for lift-off; tongue ready to go
Col Hacker: through the roof
Col Hacker: blue sky living
Col Hacker: yeah, I'm like, TOTALLY HUGE