KevinElliottChi: I'm not drunk, you're drunk!
KevinElliottChi: You want a beer? Oh, sorry... all out.
KevinElliottChi: I will drink you under the flippin' table, punk!
KevinElliottChi: Hey, anyone bring any Doritos?
KevinElliottChi: I can totally drive!
KevinElliottChi: Man, why'd you get the cheap stuff?