ConfessionalPoet: Gammons pregame
ConfessionalPoet: WANT. THE. SHIRT.
ConfessionalPoet: Nice of Salty to do some signing
ConfessionalPoet: Then...there was this lady
ConfessionalPoet: Security intervening.
ConfessionalPoet: I ♥ Groundskeeper OCD
ConfessionalPoet: Ever-so-carefully...
ConfessionalPoet: Stretchy Jed
ConfessionalPoet: Papi talking smack to Fenway Security
ConfessionalPoet: Heidi's running late
ConfessionalPoet: The Captain and the Anthem
ConfessionalPoet: Pedroia peeking
ConfessionalPoet: Ozzie & popcorn
ConfessionalPoet: Pierzynski peeking
ConfessionalPoet: Youk smirk
ConfessionalPoet: Pedroia pregame
ConfessionalPoet: Aceves kneeling
ConfessionalPoet: Youk playing in close
ConfessionalPoet: Pierre strikeout
ConfessionalPoet: Pierre takes the field
ConfessionalPoet: Nice view
ConfessionalPoet: There would be a lot of this...
ConfessionalPoet: And then Adam Dunn put his batting helmet on Youk's head
ConfessionalPoet: Assessing the scene