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See that light? That's a train... hauling ass (well, quite a few of them actually). Maybe this isn't the best place to stand.
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Fisheye, panoramic, long exposure... for my next trick: standing on my head while shooting video!
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Since this picture was taken less than an hour and a half away from Texas A&M's campus I do NOT want to hear any Aggie jokes about the streetlight displaying all three colors. None! Zip it!
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Another angle of Bayou Place in downtown Houston shot with my new fisheye lens.
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I never noticed, but Cabo Lounge looks kind of like a Conquistador hat when shot up close with a wide angle lens. How oddly appropriate.
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Houston, known for its hippie and swinging ways has a thriving Hard Rock Cafe. Actually, I've never it that busy. But it's been there forever so I guess it manages to stay open somehow.
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Woah! I feel funny. Do those buildings look weird to anyone else is it just me?! Perhaps I've had a little too much fun in downtown Houston tonight...
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Christmas tree focal length explosions are a real problem, and kill over 20 unsuspecting photographer each year. Do your part and stay safe!
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"Me Art hungry. Me eat building. Building yummy."
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"C" is for California?
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"Master! Would you like to share my turtle?!? It's ever so yummy and wonderful smelling!!! I rolled it around in death and poop just for you!"
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Wow, the stars sure do look different out here in the country. We City Folk miss out on a lot of trippyness.
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A panoramic I shot in one of Houston's Chinatowns. My effort is the landscape photography equivalent of cutting off the heads in a group shot. I've explored and conquered a new specialty of photographic suckitude.
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One of the better 3D shots I did that morning. You can almost see the blood of the doorman who sassed her.
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Not many photographers could get this shot without having their lens kicked into their eye socket.
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In nature bath time comes whenever your mother gets blown by the wind. Must play havoc with "can I just stay and play five more minutes?!?" pleas.
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Ok people, I'm taking the picture in 1... 2... 3! Oh man... 2,123 of you were blinking. Ok, let's try this again.
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Big concerts and football games have scalpers hanging out on the curb outside of the stadium... Comic Con is a lot like that. Except it is an environmental geek on a green Segway. Fitting somehow...
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Sometimes I'm really pleased with Microsoft's Live Photo Gallery's panoramic sticking... other times we get problems like this. Sorry to all the mothers of people I have inadvertently squished along the bottom of this photo.
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An un-advertised side-effect of the vet cone was drastically increased hearing. Before long even THINKING about the word "treat" was greeted by a dog nose.
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NOW IN 3D! After getting the new satellite dish installed, Pokey realized he could not only broadcast in color, but could also play 3D movies. His station is now available on basic cable throughout most of the country.
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ColorblindPICASO does a Picasso: Sarah's "Comic Book Room"
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She may look calm and serene, but behind that blond hair is a brain at work: a plan involving duct tape; big league chew; three pudding pops; a 1973 Chevy Nova; and the kidnapping, reprogramming, and re-release of Woody Allen. She has plans… big plans.
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Never drive while shooting. A 3D photo or anything else!
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Some people ask why I keep a bottle of Windex in my glove box. Answer: thousands of little girlfriend-applied toe prints… occasionally footprints, but she's short, so in those cases she's really just messing with me.
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Late at night, garden gnomes sneak into my car and leave crumbs, water stains, and various other items designed to make me look like a slob. I'm looking into traps.
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Some of you may think my little jokes about rapidly diminishing wall space are included simply for comic purposes. Oh no silly web people. This is a panoramic shot of our bedroom (with my office down the hallway).
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Calm before the storm: Sarah considering her next age and sexist tirade against the more… uh… “experienced” Houston drivers as we pass by a Luby’s at 4:30 pm. It’s ok Grandma, she still loves you.
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I know they look dainty, but they can be deadly. To find out you can: steal her pickle jar, become a roach, or change the channel on Saturday mornings around 9.
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I always keep a pair of towels neatly folded incase Ford Prefect drops by. Always know where your towel is my friends.