colorblindPICASO: A big DSLR might just be the best defense for having your picture taken if you are a photographer.
colorblindPICASO: ACK! A picture of me?!?! How did that get in there???
colorblindPICASO: Seriously, one of us needs to grow or shrink. And I think I'm right to point out she'd have much easier time growing.
colorblindPICASO: OK, we are going to pretend she's laughing at a funny joke I just told... NOT because she just got a close-up view of my nose!
colorblindPICASO: Khaos using her magical poop breath to acquire Greenies.
colorblindPICASO: Look what Sarah bought me for Christmas! A dog! Wait... is this thing USED?!?!
colorblindPICASO: Let's put to rest those rumors that I am simply a camera with the ability to type... I have feelings you know!
colorblindPICASO: Ok... this was not an intentional SP. I was just being a big kid and trying to see the aperture close by looking into the lens. No dice.=)
colorblindPICASO: Hey... what do you know? A picture of both Sarah and I at Comic Con.
colorblindPICASO: I really am an understanding older cousin.
colorblindPICASO: The focus on this blows... but for once in a picture, Sarah isn't running and hiding behind the couch.
colorblindPICASO: Sometimes you have to seek a true Geek for support on the 17th or 18th day of Comic-Con. Luckily Sarah usually caught me when I started to fall over.
colorblindPICASO: The key to consulting is calm confidence and professionalism. Never come to a meeting unprepared or off your game. And whatever happens, DO NOT have any Freudian slips that would point out that lady in the front row with one blue sock and one red sock.
colorblindPICASO: I really need to get some sun on my scalp. My tan line up there makes me look gray... which besides the fact that it kind of matches the rest of the clothes, is hopefully many years away. Of course, Sarah does jump out to scare me a lot…
colorblindPICASO: I take water spills very seriously.
colorblindPICASO: Restaurant tables really should come with camera tri-pods installed. This self portrait sort of looks like I'm trying to get someone else into the picture.
colorblindPICASO: "What you want to do there is rejigger the dumblflap... WAIT... that's too far, now it is all disscombobulated."
colorblindPICASO: Don't you love it when ONE person in the picture is moving onto the "silly faces" shot just as someone takes the best looking shot of the set? *JEN*
colorblindPICASO: Sarah and I in a hammock. This would work a lot better is she was not a tipping-over prone Shorty. I keep telling her that cuddling, slow dancing, and a lot of other things would be much easier if she would just grow a foot or two.
colorblindPICASO: Last chance to comment, shaved head or long hair… girlfriend is warming up the razor….
colorblindPICASO: Last chance to comment, shaved head or long hair… girlfriend is warming up the razor….
colorblindPICASO: I don't like the way Pokey is looking at me in this picture: "Hm… maybe the treats are stored on the INSIDE..." I think that is what lions, tigers, and bears think.
colorblindPICASO: Camera timers are hard…
colorblindPICASO: *SIGH* this picture tells me one thing: my best "angle" is the one where I'm BEHIND the camera.
colorblindPICASO: To shave or not to shave… that is the conundrum (View 2)
colorblindPICASO: To shave or not to shave… that is the conundrum (View 1)
colorblindPICASO: A game of "no blink" can be a dangerous thing to play with your sister. We should probably start wearing helmets if we're going to use full contact rules. I won by the way.
colorblindPICASO: The interesting thing about candy making is that the more taste tests you do, the more hyper you get. I wonder if wine makers have the same problem.
colorblindPICASO: I'm too old to be fun to shop for, so now my job on Christmas morning is to sit there looking pretty for pictures. Sometimes I even fail at that.
colorblindPICASO: This is why I’m so good with the ladies…