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Life has been harder for Sarah after losing her hand in the dimensional vortex that floats above the fish tank. But she gets by, she's a fighter.
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“Do you think the Roomba would be strong enough to move these to the fish tank if we used enough tape?”
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The life of a saltwater fish tank owner is a real breeze. We wear fine clothes, drink mimosas, talk about the issues of the day. We certainly never lug 20 buckets (not shown, but believe me, it happens weekly) of water into the house for a water change!
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“Pst… Hey buddy! Hide in this coral with me. We blend right in.” “Hey, you’re right, it is like we’re invisible!” Clown fish are cute… but their hiding strategies leave a little to be desired.
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The most important part of this shot is the 2 square inch patch of skin above Sarah's right ankle. At least according to the autofocus on my old camera.
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Peek-a-boo! A clownfish in his happy place.
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Girls have a way of looking sexy doing the most mundane things. How are guys suppose to a) compete with that or b) resist that. Not fair.
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Alien landscape
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It all had to start somewhere. At some point Sarah said: "Do you think I should get a bigger fish tank?" "Yes Dear, let's add about 500 gallons, that won't be much more work!" Or at least that's how she tells it when we are lugging 5 gallon buckets.
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Sarah unpacking boxes from GARF. A coral fish keeper's Christmas morning!
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Stripes the Clownfish likes to kick back after work with a nice cup of brine shrimp and catch up on sports highlights on FSPN.
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A shot of Sarah telling the baby Clownfish their bedtime story.
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Sarah suddenly stops when she looks up and realizes the mushrooms are spreading faster than she can sell them.
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"You want some of this??? HUH? DO YA??? DO YA??"
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A lot of people think our tanks look so good because we are really smart tank keepers. Well, now the secret is out, they look so good because Sarah can fit into tiny paces and fix things. It must be nice being small!
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"Hey Gambit, whatcha doin?" "Lookin for food. How 'bout you Sokka?" "Lookin for food, Hey Hotstreak wha..." "FOOOD!"
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I know I've said this before. But life sure would be easier for Sarah if she could grow a foot or two taller. She still couldn't ride all the roller coasters at Six Flags, but at least all the chairs could stay at the kitchen table!
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The start of a "small" water change. A big one before the hurricane was more like 30 buckets. It is a wonder Sarah and I didn't look like He-Man action figures just from lugging buckets.
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I know I should be embarrassed to post a pic of my old fish tank with its algae problems. But WHAT THE HECK is that crawling out of its head? It is times like this that I'm really glad I'm not a crab.
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Sarah has a hard time containing her excitement when the fish venture too close to the power head and get shot to the other side of the tank in the current.
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IT consultants like Sarah frequently wear their RF ID cards on a clip outside their jeans. Not because it is convenient, but to drive home the point that they get to wear jeans to work since only they can make "the google" work.
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Corals complain a lot during a move: "Are we there yet, I have to potty!"
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Stereo pair 3D image of Sarah’s desk and fish tank
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We spend 37 thousand dollars on our entertainment system so that Sarah can play..... Mrs. Pack-Man!