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Playing with her rings
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One of the better 3D shots I did that morning. You can almost see the blood of the doorman who sassed her.
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NOW IN 3D! “The last thing Sarah’s punching bag sees before it is kicked to the ground” Playing in selected cities this summer.
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Stereo pair 3D image of Sarah’s desk and fish tank
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I always keep a pair of towels neatly folded incase Ford Prefect drops by. Always know where your towel is my friends.
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I know they look dainty, but they can be deadly. To find out you can: steal her pickle jar, become a roach, or change the channel on Saturday mornings around 9.
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Calm before the storm: Sarah considering her next age and sexist tirade against the more… uh… “experienced” Houston drivers as we pass by a Luby’s at 4:30 pm. It’s ok Grandma, she still loves you.
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Late at night, garden gnomes sneak into my car and leave crumbs, water stains, and various other items designed to make me look like a slob. I'm looking into traps.
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Some people ask why I keep a bottle of Windex in my glove box. Answer: thousands of little girlfriend-applied toe prints… occasionally footprints, but she's short, so in those cases she's really just messing with me.
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Not many photographers could get this shot without having their lens kicked into their eye socket.
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Never drive while shooting. A 3D photo or anything else!
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She may look calm and serene, but behind that blond hair is a brain at work: a plan involving duct tape; big league chew; three pudding pops; a 1973 Chevy Nova; and the kidnapping, reprogramming, and re-release of Woody Allen. She has plans… big plans.
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NOW IN 3D! After getting the new satellite dish installed, Pokey realized he could not only broadcast in color, but could also play 3D movies. His station is now available on basic cable throughout most of the country.
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An un-advertised side-effect of the vet cone was drastically increased hearing. Before long even THINKING about the word "treat" was greeted by a dog nose.
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The problem with shooting free-hand 3D shots is that you have to get the model to hold still for the second picture.... this guy wouldn't hold still. I mean... Well, ok. This was pretty much the easiest stereo shot I've ever taken.
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In nature bath time comes whenever your mother gets blown by the wind. Must play havoc with "can I just stay and play five more minutes?!?" pleas.