colorblindPICASO: “NO, I’M a bigger dork than YOU! That’s it, nerd-off to the death!”
colorblindPICASO: “Yes, I’m looking for your poster section? Oh, these two city blocks? Thanks!”
colorblindPICASO: "What do you mean my Geek Quotient goes up if I look at online comics on the way to ComicCon?"
colorblindPICASO: “Don’t rush me! I know I can fit these 10 Transformers figures in here, just give me a second.”
colorblindPICASO: “Yeah Mac, we’ve got a load of signed Wil Wheaton Enterprise models and 1980s vintage Princess Leia wigs. Where do ya want ‘em?”
colorblindPICASO: “Yes, I’d like a medium veggie and anchovy pizza. Just deliver it to the blond fairy wearing the black dress on the north side of the convention floor. I’ve got wings, you can’t miss me.”
colorblindPICASO: "Oh man, this is just the schedule for Thursday. We have to go get the others or I might miss that session on the proper way to archive 1980s comic books in semi-humid climates."
colorblindPICASO: “So I think we can hang the 15 posters I bought today in the kitchen. But we’re going to have to get creative. Do you think you can live without cold food for a few weeks at a time?”
colorblindPICASO: "Ha Ha! You ComicCon people are SUCH dorks!"
colorblindPICASO: Woman in car: “Honey, are those NERDS out there?” Husband: “No, I think it’s a massive psychology experiment where they take away everyone’s deodorant and social skills and subject them to 4 days of organizing Star Wars and Superman memorabilia.”
colorblindPICASO: Sarah on the first morning of ComicCon. This is her Christmas morning!
colorblindPICASO: “Resistance is futile! I strategically avoided dating throughout high school so I could practice my animated fighting moves. Bow before me!”
colorblindPICASO: Excuse the look on Sarah’s face, the droid just beeped a really inappropriate joke… that dirty minded robot needs to get its head out of the gutter.
colorblindPICASO: Our trip to Comic-Con was tragically cut short when four foamy looking snakes attacked and killed Sarah in the hotel pool.
colorblindPICASO: GO TEAM VENTURE! It took everything I had not to put up my own V... Sarah would have left me.
colorblindPICASO: Next stop: Convention Center Station. Note to our regular passengers, groups of people jumping around while making their own sound effects, wearing Japanese style clothing, gold metallic bikinis, or capes of any color should be NOT be encouraged.
colorblindPICASO: What do you do while waiting in line for the last session of a 10 hour Comic-Con day? Read your newly acquired Transformers drawing reference guide wearing your brand-new Autobot hoodie of course!
colorblindPICASO: Do you think she bought him that Superman shirt so that people would think he was there for more than just diaper duty?
colorblindPICASO: "No Mom, I can't explain this any more clearly. I'm about to make a major buy in commissioned art and posters. I need you to go to my house and measure the ceiling space above the couch. Yes, I think we have moved beyond walls at this point."
colorblindPICASO: Sarah savoring her victory at a King of the Hill game after Comic-Con. Granted, it isn't much of a hill, and comic book geeks run away in tears when you wrap their Superman cape around their head. But she was proud of the victory none the less.
colorblindPICASO: Check out the sweet colors and upholstery job on this hotel love seat. I know it looks like "Motel 2" or "Faded Pink Roof Inn" but this was the room they gave us with Sarah's super secret double platinum frequent guest card.
colorblindPICASO: Apparently I had $5,000 worth of He-Man and Voltron toys in my closet as a child. Some twerp at a garage sale owes me some money.
colorblindPICASO: It really doesn't take much to make Sarah happy. A vintage TMNT hoodie, tickets to a comic book convention, commissioned art incorporating her tattoo… she's VERY low maintenance!
colorblindPICASO: Tone Rodriguez in Artist's Alley. This guy is one of the coolest artists you'll find at a con. Despite the fact that he had half the conference attendees believing Sarah showed him her "ass tattoo" in exchange for this sketch.
colorblindPICASO: Not much to say except: wow.
colorblindPICASO: People often think Darth Vader's bad disposition was the result of having his arms and legs cut off. Not so, it all started at a costume part one night when some storm troopers had the nerve to make fun of his costume.
colorblindPICASO: This picture was taken at the Wizard World Comic Book convention. So what is Sarah looking at on her laptop? Online comics of course!
colorblindPICASO: I don't know why, but she kind of looks like a Go-Bot to me in this picture.
colorblindPICASO: Huh... Interesting that most of these seem to be living in my house now. Guess I'll pay better attention this year. If I need to build a new "Transformers Wing" onto the house it would be nice to have a sneak peek at the reason.
colorblindPICASO: "Holy BatGlue Batman! Did that kid just make off with your knee cap blocks?!?"