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To throw her enemies off her track, Sarah often changes her hair color with a mere thought.
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ColorblindPICASO does a Picasso: Sarah's "Comic Book Room"
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She may look calm and serene, but behind that blond hair is a brain at work: a plan involving duct tape; big league chew; three pudding pops; a 1973 Chevy Nova; and the kidnapping, reprogramming, and re-release of Woody Allen. She has plans… big plans.
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Some people ask why I keep a bottle of Windex in my glove box. Answer: thousands of little girlfriend-applied toe prints… occasionally footprints, but she's short, so in those cases she's really just messing with me.
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A shot of Sarah I and leaving to run some errands, her begrudgingly allowing a photo, while I fumble for my car keys. We live a complicated life, particularly in terms of sentence structure.
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NOW IN 3D! “The last thing Sarah’s punching bag sees before it is kicked to the ground” Playing in selected cities this summer.
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Playing with her rings
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Stereo pair 3D image of Sarah’s desk and fish tank
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“If I had thumbs I would use them to open boxes and jars that smelled good. Why does he waste his poking that clicky board thing?”
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“This is going to be one of those weeks at work… do you think people would be able to smell tequila through this lid?”
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Sarah has a hard time containing her excitement when the fish venture too close to the power head and get shot to the other side of the tank in the current.
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Take a close look at Sarah in this picture:
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Greenie Time! How long before modern science gives parents the child equivalent? Candy flavored toothbrushes kids eat for dessert.
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Dating Tip #37: When your girlfriend comes into your office, kicks off her flip-flop, puts her foot up on your lapboard, and randomly says "So, what's up?" There is a pretty good chance she isn't just making conversation.
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She's so sweet and innocent looking when she can't breathe or chase me with an Arnese fighting stick. I should dress her in restrictive support clothing more often.
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"Ok, I think I've got the corset laced up finally, but if you make me laugh tonight and a boob pops out... You'll be wearing this thing around your junk for a week!"
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As a big Addams Family fan, Sarah didn't have to think that hard about who to dress up as this year for Halloween.
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“I know you’re a pretty dog, but I just don’t think you’ll be able to figure out the fondue cook times if we let you come with us. The Melting Pot is very picky about under cooked sea food.”
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"Daddy, where do flip-flops come from?" "Uh... well... when a flip-flop loves a flip-flop.... you see... well.. it's like this... go ask your mother."
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A lot of people think our tanks look so good because we are really smart tank keepers. Well, now the secret is out, they look so good because Sarah can fit into tiny paces and fix things. It must be nice being small!
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Some of you may think my little jokes about rapidly diminishing wall space are included simply for comic purposes. Oh no silly web people. This is a panoramic shot of our bedroom (with my office down the hallway).
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The hairclip I commissioned for Sarah. It is modeled after one of her tattoos.
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“Nerds” at a geek’s house… stop laughing… really, it isn’t funny OR ironic.
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BELLAIRE, Texas (AP) -- Classic Atari Space Invader caught in common spider's web. Locals hunkered down in fear.
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*SNIFF* "Skittles?!?!" *SNIFF SNIFF* "Do I smell Skittles?!" *SNIFF* "What are Skittles?!? I Think I want Skittles!!" *SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF*
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“Pst… Hey buddy! Hide in this coral with me. We blend right in.” “Hey, you’re right, it is like we’re invisible!” Clown fish are cute… but their hiding strategies leave a little to be desired.
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Girls have a way of looking sexy doing the most mundane things. How are guys suppose to a) compete with that or b) resist that. Not fair.
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Life has been harder for Sarah after losing her hand in the dimensional vortex that floats above the fish tank. But she gets by, she's a fighter.
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Aw... my loyal office plants. Life has been harder for them since I started working from home again. You'd be surprised how dependant plants can become on their morning pep talk.
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Ginger keeps a constant eye out for Greenies and twisty treats that might fall off of everyday objects. She would probably shake the couch cushions if she had opposable thumbs.
