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Sarah trying her pouty kitten face on me... NO I STILL DON'T WANT ICE CREAM
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"I can put this many sprinkles in my mouth at once."
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Sometimes I think about building an alien proof bunker in the back.
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Storm Front 02
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Storm Front 01
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“Once upon a time there were three puppies that didn’t sit still for their Halloween pictures. Do you know what happened that night after the lights got turned off?!”
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“I know you hate bath time, but if you didn’t have to roll around in death 30 seconds after we get into the dog park we could BOTH stay dry and clean.”
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When talking to her dirty dog, Sarah narrowly avoids going topless when her Superman hoodie mistakes “Yuck Pup! And go away” for a command. (hint for non-comic book fans: it tried to fly away)
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Corals complain a lot during a move: "Are we there yet, I have to potty!"
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There was a time when Sarah trying to use a hammer meant that the dogs and I would make a calm but rapid escape.
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Sarah’s inner monologue: “You call that extra pickles? Pickles must cost more on Planet Moron."
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“Do you think the Roomba would be strong enough to move these to the fish tank if we used enough tape?”
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We have quite the “holiday with the Griswolds” vibe going from October through January. Not because her Uncle shows up with the RV, but because after she decorates there is a very real possibility that turning on things like my beard trimmer...
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The life of a saltwater fish tank owner is a real breeze. We wear fine clothes, drink mimosas, talk about the issues of the day. We certainly never lug 20 buckets (not shown, but believe me, it happens weekly) of water into the house for a water change!
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The trolley’s THC plaque
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The original trolley that went from Downtown Bellaire to Downtown Houston, Bellaire Streetcar Line
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Sarah watching how her new hair clip works. This would be easier for her but she is easily distracted by shiny objects.
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Kit-Kat first discovered he had the ability to produce flame with his ears after being bitten by a radioactive flea. He soon joined up with a flying dog and an invisible gerbil to fight crime and have adventures.
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"The dress looks sexy Hon. Shall I go ahead and clear out some room in my pockets for your keys and wallet?"
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"What do you mean you want to hang something on the walls?!? You never mentioned that when we first met! You should have said something before now!"
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"Yeah I was right! We DO have enough room for a poster back here. Hand me a tall and skinny one."
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For about a month of his first year, Kit-Kat assumed the true meaning of Christmas was a ploy to keep him off of the greatest cat toy ever… that tree the humans put up that had 300 shinny cat toys! Then he discovered stocking time!
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Peek-a-boo! A clownfish in his happy place.
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Terrifying ant army 02
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Terrifying ant army 01
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In a flash the dogs are on the bad guy's scent trail! Justice will be served! Wrongs will be righted... uh... guys, that's just a leaf.
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You might believe that Sarah is just sitting on the coffee table innocently smiling. But that expression usually means she wants me to do something. She thinks because she's soft and smooth she can always get her way. WRONG!
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Aerial photo I shot from a helicopter above Webster Texas. Clear Creek.
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Aerial photo I shot from a helicopter above Webster Texas. I 45 (Gulf Freeway) looking south.
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Aerial photo I shot from a helicopter above Webster Texas. The medical center district.