CoastRanger: Would you call this "Harmless" if you were a Potato?
CoastRanger: Potatoes don't kill Kids! Kids aged 4 and up, gouge pellets out of potatoes in the Name of FUN! When will it Stop?
CoastRanger: When will the senseless mutilation of potatoes end?
CoastRanger: When will it stop?
CoastRanger: How many senseless spuds must die?
CoastRanger: when a potato looks back