clickfarmer: Uncle Mike's Hand Soap
clickfarmer: An Airstream meth lab collided with a candle cart at a holiday craft faire.
clickfarmer: Consider the kinship of ants, where altruism can be predicted through careful calculations of genetic similarity.
clickfarmer: The uncle is close enough to be trusted yet distant enough to be dangerous.
clickfarmer: There is nothing more mundane or more intimate than a bar of soap.
clickfarmer: Uncle Mike’s Hand Soap breaches your private ramparts across thresholds of linoleum and through pleated sheets of translucent plastic.
clickfarmer: The slippery forefinger softens and yields against the warmth of a steamy cleft. It seeks the dimpled minimums.
clickfarmer: Now a mere sliver of tallow dangling from a knot on your shower knob.
clickfarmer: A casualty of vigorous bouts of hygiene when holiday memories are scrubbed clean.