Lorcan Keating:
Snorting Jim was badly hungover. He knew he'd been in a dust up with a neighbour the night before and, for the life of him, he could not remember who it was he had bitten.
Lorcan Keating:
Gulp! I'm eating on Snorting Jim's bench and he's seen me!!
Lorcan Keating:
Snorting Jim's peanut habit was beginning to cost him more than he had wanted. He was often to be seen staring straight ahead with an unlit peanut dangling from his lips.
Lorcan Keating:
Snorting Jim rolled a cigarette with his lips as he hummed the first lines of a song, "These ears were made for caulking"
Lorcan Keating:
Percy was hiding out in the badlands from Snorting Jim. He was twenty five peanuts in hock to the snorter and not a nut to his name.
Lorcan Keating:
Preacher Paddy was not always so humble and benign. Rumor had it that in the days before he found religion, he had bitten a piece out of Snorting Jim's ear in a fight.
Lorcan Keating:
Snortin' Jim keeping an eye on his territory
Lorcan Keating:
Snorting Jim
Lorcan Keating:
Snorting Jim made his living from running contraband peanuts and fixing fights.
Lorcan Keating:
Good evening from Channel Fuzzy4 and in tonight's headlines, Snorting Jim gets re-elected to an unprecedented 112th term as Mayor of Squirrelsburrow. He received 100% of the three votes cast by himself, his wife and Snorting Jim Junior.
Lorcan Keating:
Hi, Finnegan! Hurry on up with the nuts. Snortin Jim will be here any minute.
Lorcan Keating:
As Mayor of Squirrelsburrow Snorting Jim was very fair in that he detested all other squirrels equally.