Cidni Starchild:
Friday sees more smiles than other other day of the workweek.
Cidni Starchild:
You laugh because I am different. I laugh because I just farted!
Cidni Starchild:
It's a pretend to work day.
Cidni Starchild:
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster died long ago?
Cidni Starchild:
Don't let idiots ruin your day.
Cidni Starchild:
Sorry, yesterday was the deadline for complaints.
Cidni Starchild:
Isn't it amazing how much stuff you get done, the day before a vacation?
Cidni Starchild:
Never ruin a good day by thinking of a bad yesterday.
Cidni Starchild:
I'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day.
Cidni Starchild:
I feel like I am already tired tomorrow.
Cidni Starchild:
I whisper 'WTF' twenty times a day.
Cidni Starchild:
I hate it when I am singing along to the music, and the artist gets the words wrong.
Cidni Starchild:
People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they are called CELL phones.
Cidni Starchild:
I found your nose, it was in my business.
Cidni Starchild:
Sure there is no 'I' in team. But there is an 'M' and an 'E'
Cidni Starchild:
I'm not getting old. I am just becoming a classic.
Cidni Starchild:
Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Cidni Starchild:
There isn't enough days in the weekend.
Cidni Starchild:
My love life is a joke nobody laughs at.
Cidni Starchild:
Second Social Best Looks
Cidni Starchild:
Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday!
Cidni Starchild:
Wednesday is the hump day where you can see the Friday.
Cidni Starchild:
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest.