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Today I will be as useless as the 'G' in lasagne.
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Today is the kinda day I wish Vodka came out of my shower.
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Happy Friday. Here's to all of us who made another week of faking adulthood.
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Relax, it's the weekend. Just don't blink or it will be over.
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Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.
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A father carries pictures, where his money used to be.
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The reward for good work, is more good work.
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I don't run from hard work. I am too lazy to run.
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If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any plans.
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If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays.
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Life is meaningless without dreams to be fullfilled.
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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it: Day 4 of the hostage situation.
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Why is Monday so close to Friday. But Friday is is so close to Monday?
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
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On Mercury a day lasts 1 408 hours. Just like Mondays.
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I'd like to connect with nature. But there is no USB port.
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English is the most flexable language."Take out" can mean food, dating or murder.
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Weekends don't count, unless you spend them doing something pointless.
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I haven't been so tired since last Monday.
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I hate when I been working for 8 hours, then turns out it's only been 45 minutes.
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Be a bad ass with a good ass.