Cidni Starchild: Not in jail, not in the grave. I'm having a good day.
Cidni Starchild: If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will.
Cidni Starchild: The truth can be funny. But it's not funny to cover up the truth.
Cidni Starchild: Ten minutes at work, and I start using the "F" word like a comma.
Cidni Starchild: How to avoid stress at work- Don't go to work.
Cidni Starchild: When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Cidni Starchild: Love is being stupid together.
Cidni Starchild: I'm not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?
Cidni Starchild: Sometimes the only thing I can say is 'Really'?
Cidni Starchild: Stupidity never takes a day off.
Cidni Starchild: I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.
Cidni Starchild: I got up and got dressed. What else do you want from me?
Cidni Starchild: Alcohol! 'Cause no great story started with eating a salad.
Cidni Starchild: The fortune you seek, is in another cookie
Cidni Starchild: I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Cidni Starchild: I came, I saw and I forget what I was doing.
Cidni Starchild: Monday should be optional.
Cidni Starchild: I am not young enough to know everything.