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Life is too short to remove the USB safely.
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I'm not crazy — I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
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I hope life isn't a joke, cause I don't get it.
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Life can't fall apart if you never had it together.
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All my life I thought air was free...till I bought a bag of chips.
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Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
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Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
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Roses are red, wine is also red, poems are hard...WINE!
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Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
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I don't even believe myself when I say 'I'll be ready in 5 minutes'.
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I'm not a hot mess...I am a spicy disaster
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Some days I amaze myself. Others, I put the laundry in the oven.
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I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
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Every now and then I do as I am told, just to confuse people.
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My sense of direction leads me one way, to the beach!
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Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself.
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I never finish anyth....
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I'm so good in bed. I can sleep there all day.
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Even in hard times there's a possibility to have fun.
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I can't talk to you today. I talked to two people yesterday.
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You'd be in perfect shape, if you ran as much as your mouth.
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Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly googling how to do stuff.
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If each day is a gift. I would like to know where to return Mondays.
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It isn't that I am not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.