Cidni Starchild: I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Cidni Starchild: Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Cidni Starchild: When you can't find the sunshine...be the sunshine!
Cidni Starchild: There are no bad pictures, that is just how your face looks sometimes.
Cidni Starchild: “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Cidni Starchild: Don't count the days, make the days count.
Cidni Starchild: I'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day
Cidni Starchild: I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Cidni Starchild: It's ok if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Cidni Starchild: I am glad I grew up when I did. Todays cartoons are terrible.
Cidni Starchild: Spring is in the air, wait, that's pollen.
Cidni Starchild: I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow.
Cidni Starchild: You always pass failure on your way to success.
Cidni Starchild: Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
Cidni Starchild: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Cidni Starchild: There is one word that describes people that don't like me: Irrelevant.
Cidni Starchild: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.
Cidni Starchild: A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Cidni Starchild: My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Cidni Starchild: I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
Cidni Starchild: There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Cidni Starchild: Attitude is the 'little' thing that makes a big difference.
Cidni Starchild: I hate when I pull the blankets up, and I punch myself in the face.
Cidni Starchild: Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
Cidni Starchild: I'm silently correcting you grammar
Cidni Starchild: Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Cidni Starchild: It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
Cidni Starchild: One day you’ll be thankful things didn’t work out the way you want them to.