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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.
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Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.
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When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
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The first wealth is health.
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The fact that there is a highway to hell and only stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Cidni Starchild:
Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.
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You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
Cidni Starchild:
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
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I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it.
Cidni Starchild:
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
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Keep calm and jingle all the way.
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All I want for Christmas is you.
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Knowledge is like underwear. Useful to have, but don't show it off.
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Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year.
Cidni Starchild:
Santa Claus has the right idea — visit people only once a year.
Cidni Starchild:
When I say I don’t want any present, I am fibbing … so I will be waiting for my surprise Christmas gift…
Cidni Starchild:
Christmas calories don't count.
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Be naughty, save Santa the trip.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Cidni Starchild:
There are 3 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 2 more days till you start shopping, right?
Cidni Starchild:
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be unnecessary freezing of water.
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Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you!
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Merry Christmas!
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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Don’t ask why someone keeps hurting you. Ask yourself why you’re allowing them.
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I died a lot to live a little with you
