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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
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Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life.
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
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There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
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If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
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Happy Anniversary Kaithleen!
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower than you is a moron?
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When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.
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The best things in life are actually really expensive.
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Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
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You never really learn much from hearing yourself speak.
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Be yourself, everybody else is an idiot.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment
