Cidni Starchild:
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Cidni Starchild:
Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Cidni Starchild:
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
Cidni Starchild:
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.
Cidni Starchild:
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Cidni Starchild:
You don't lose if you get knocked down, you lose if you stay down.
Cidni Starchild:
Live for today and let tomorrow come later.
Cidni Starchild:
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Cidni Starchild:
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Cidni Starchild:
The planet is fine. The people are f@cked.
Cidni Starchild:
Don’t wait, the time will never be just right.
Cidni Starchild:
I don't know how to act my age. I have never been this age before.
Cidni Starchild:
Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
Cidni Starchild:
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Cidni Starchild:
Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.
Cidni Starchild:
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Cidni Starchild:
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
Cidni Starchild:
I Started High School With Straight A’s, Now I’m Not Even Straight.
Cidni Starchild:
You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
Cidni Starchild:
Get your facts first, then you can distort them any way you please.
Cidni Starchild:
“If you fall, I’ll always be there.” —The Floor.
Cidni Starchild:
We may give without loving, but we cannot love without giving.
Cidni Starchild:
To be old and wise, you need to first be young and stupid.
Cidni Starchild:
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Cidni Starchild:
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Cidni Starchild:
You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.
Cidni Starchild:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Cidni Starchild:
Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing.