Cidni Starchild: I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Cidni Starchild: Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
Cidni Starchild: If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.
Cidni Starchild: I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
Cidni Starchild: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Cidni Starchild: When I was young I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
Cidni Starchild: When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
Cidni Starchild: Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Cidni Starchild: Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Cidni Starchild: If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Cidni Starchild: I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Cidni Starchild: I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely an individual.
Cidni Starchild: It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
Cidni Starchild: Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
Cidni Starchild: Live life to the fullest and focus on the positive.
Cidni Starchild: You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice.
Cidni Starchild: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Cidni Starchild: Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.
Cidni Starchild: The best is yet to be.
Cidni Starchild: Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Cidni Starchild: A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Cidni Starchild: All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Cidni Starchild: Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.
Cidni Starchild: You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Cidni Starchild: It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
Cidni Starchild: You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
Cidni Starchild: Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Cidni Starchild: Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Cidni Starchild: The best things in life are actually really expensive.
Cidni Starchild: I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.