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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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I had plastic surgery last week – I cut up my credit cards.
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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
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Nobody provides laughs like comedians. After all, they do it for a living!
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
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You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!
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I don't trust children, they're here to replace us.
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I'm in shape, round is a shape!
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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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Life's a Beach
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it.
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What’s another word for Thesaurus?
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I thought talk was cheap until I saw the phone bill.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.