Cidni Starchild:
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cidni Starchild:
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
Cidni Starchild:
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Cidni Starchild:
Some people are like clouds: when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
Cidni Starchild:
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Cidni Starchild:
If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.
Cidni Starchild:
If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.
Cidni Starchild:
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
Cidni Starchild:
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Cidni Starchild:
We make mistakes because life doesn’t come with instructions.
Cidni Starchild:
Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.
Cidni Starchild:
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Cidni Starchild:
Always remember that you are unique — just like everybody else
Cidni Starchild:
Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Cidni Starchild:
Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
Cidni Starchild:
Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.
Cidni Starchild:
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Cidni Starchild:
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Cidni Starchild:
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Cidni Starchild:
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Cidni Starchild:
Everyone with telekinetic powers, raise my hand.
Cidni Starchild:
Unless you're the lead dog of the sled, the view never changes.
Cidni Starchild:
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.