Chris_Malcolm: I'll make you a tent, dear!
Chris_Malcolm: Improvising a tent from brollies and polythene
Chris_Malcolm: Oops! Here comes the law...
Chris_Malcolm: What if everyone did that, sir?
Chris_Malcolm: Oh well I'll just have to take it back then...
Chris_Malcolm: I'm sorry ladies but the law is the law
Chris_Malcolm: There's no call for cheek, sir!
Chris_Malcolm: I shouldn't have said that...